Everything's Fine Cat Candle, Soy 9oz | Funny Sarcastic Cat Scented

Light this 9oz soy candle and let a wry feline eye the room as everything, outwardly, remains calmly chaotic. The candle pairs a funny sarcastic cat motif with clean, long-burning natural wax — a little daily ritual that whispers dry humor into quiet moments. Burn it while sorting mail, easing into an evening of reading, or settling after a long day. The reusable glass jar carries the label’s cheeky personality into your shelf once the wax is gone, turning practical lighting into a small, relatable statement that fits both cozy nights and low-key gatherings. Product features - Vegan, non-toxic soy wax with 50–60 hour burn time - 100% cotton wick in a reusable glass jar - Twelve scent options including Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, and Unscented - Compliant with ASTM safety standards; assembled in the USA - Glossy permanent adhesive label; one size (2.8" × 3.5") Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.